10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe