10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.