10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.