10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)