10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician