10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.