10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek