10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth