10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson