10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.