10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez