10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.