10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Poker is for loners.