10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!