10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "No river, no fish."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.