10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier