10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!