10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.