10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.