10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword