10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe