10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from