10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "No river, no fish."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers