10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus