10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.