10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Welcome to kicker school
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow