10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.