10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm