10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..