10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament