10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'