10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)