10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph