10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion