10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright