10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Welcome to kicker school
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson