10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event