10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "No river, no fish."
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.