10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Welcome to kicker school
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo