10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Welcome to kicker school
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
"No river, no fish."
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez