10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth