10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• in the poker game of life women are the rake