10 Random Poker Quotes

I should have stayed home and played with myself.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Why not, when some because there are three.
"The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Poker is for fat, American losers.
i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob