10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"