10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.