10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak