10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?