10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.