10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!