10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• It's Free To Fold...
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Fold and live to fold again
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."